Thursday, April 21, 2005

A List of Things that Annoy a Pregnant Wife

A Non-pregnant Husband
Tying Shoes
Contractions
Dump Trucks in Construction Sites Next to Our Home
Sneezes
Hiccups
Things that Fall to the Ground
Doctors (in general)
Phone Calls Asking whether the Baby Has Arrived
Not Being Able to Color Her Hair
Husband (in general)
Pantyhose
Shoes that don't Fit
Seats Without Cushions
Insurance Companies
Skinny People (mostly women)
Other Pregnant Women who Seem to Glow
Husband (in particular)

Did I say Husband?

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL A non pregnant husband. The funniest thing I've read in a long long time!! LOL

:) :)

9:11 AM  
Blogger Travis said...

You forgot to add "Husbands who blog about the pregnancy online."

9:54 AM  
Blogger Anita said...

Uh, is there anything that doesn't annoy a pregnant wife? I was constantly annoyed the whole time of my pregnancy. And during the first one, I craved meatball subs and must have eaten about 150 of them before the whole thing was over.

I will confess though - - husbands are rather high on the list of annoyances . . .not as high as the dog, but pretty high.

11:09 AM  
Anonymous Yvonne said...

Just don't get in her way lol.

6:48 PM  
Anonymous Dan said...

Try having a wife who has given birhtto five kids. Watch out for the surge of hormones. It can be a killer.

8:28 PM  

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