A Note on Notes

Touchdown: "Whew, Mom, I am so tired. Whew!"
The Wife: "What's up, pumpkin? Why are you so tired?"
Touchdown: "I just finished and I am just soooooo tired."
The Wife: "What did you finish?"
Touchdown: "I just finished writing you an essay. I'll go get it for you, Mama....Here it is!"

Touchdown presents The Wife with a white sheet of paper with the letters, "S" and "A" written across it.

"Here's your essay, Mama."