Thursday, September 14, 2006

A List of Things You Don't Want to Hear from The Wife

Simple and self-explanatory. Here goes.

1. "Hey, Honey, we need to talk."
2. "Pull my finger."
3. "I don't know why I'm so emotional this week."
4. "I'm so excited. There's a Lifetime movie on tonight I've been dying to see."
5. "I can't remember where I put your shoes."
6. "They're your children, today!!!!"
7. "Did you remember to mail that check?"
8. "I had a little accident today in the van, but it doesn't look too bad."
9. "How much is too much to spend on a Christmas decoration?"
10. "Honey, you really need a shower. Bad!"


Blogger Jedora Rules said...

What about, "Do you know where you're going?"

"Could you run to the store and get me some tampons?"

or the worst, "ZZZZZZ".

8:43 AM  
Blogger K Jones said...


I don't think I have ever heard that one. Sorry.

12:24 PM  
Anonymous Grandpa Jones said...

I have to laugh, the king spent many years single, and he yearned and yearned to be married and have a wife and enjoy eternal bliss, now listen to him now. There seems to be a trend King, in your questions. It would seem that you haven't spent much time helping the Queen, as 7 of the comments are directly addressing things that she must be doing for you, that you should be doing for yourself. Remembering where "Your shoes are" give me a break. She needs to tell you to take a shower, my,my,my....Tending the kids, wanting equal time on the T.V. Welcome to married life King, and sharing the responsibilities. I hope you never get to the point that you long to be single again... .......Never happen.

3:52 PM  
Anonymous brianna said...

I don't think that my husband enjoys hearing any of those things as well, but I'm with Grandpa Jones on the shoes. If my husband asks me one more time where his belt is I just might scream! Maybe you should find out your wife's list of 10 things she doesn't want to hear from the King! That may also make for an enjoyable post!

9:08 PM  
Blogger Le laquet said...

What about ...

"You picked up the kids, right?"

10:39 PM  
Blogger Lucy Stern said...

How about, "Is the garbage out?"

My biggest grip are clothes thrown on the floor in front of the laundry basket.....

9:00 AM  
Blogger Anita said...

Don't feel bad. I never say stuff like this. I just pout, and when my husband asks me what's wrong, I say:


So, you could have it worse.

3:08 PM  
Blogger Marie said...

LOL! I'm known for saying #10... Hey, it's my job to let him know!! Apparently I'm the only one in the house with functional olfactory receptors!

9:07 AM  
Blogger The Brother In Law said...

How about--my brother and his five sons are spending the weekend. Can you go to the grocery store?

9:24 PM  

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