Monday, June 06, 2005

A Note on the Road Trip

Road trips rock. Here is the play-by-play.

Saturday,
8:45 a.m.: I arrive at my brother's abode for our 9:00 departure.
9:00 a.m.: Still waiting for other dudes to arrive.
9:30 a.m.: Still missing party members, we decide to drive to their homes.
10:00 a.m.: All 5 of the guys picked up, we hit the grocery store for appropriate stock (Soda pop, Doritos, ATM money)
10:05 a.m.: We hit the road.
10:06 a.m.: First official rendition of Neil Diamond's "America".
10:10 a.m.: First demand to turn that crap down.
10:11 a.m.: Begin discussion of PS2 College Football tournament/extravaganza (for those not in the 'know', we were discussing the merits of college football teams, not real teams, but computerized teams that inhabit a Sony Playstation game).
2:20 p.m.: End discussion of PS2 College Football tournament/extravaganza. Yes, that's right girls. If you ever want to know what guys talk about when you are not around. Idiocy like this.
2:30 p.m.: Act like idiots at tailgating party.
5:30 p.m.: Game between U.S.A. and Costa Rica begins. After 3rd goal, brother drenches everyone with water in his excitement.

Sunday
12:30 a.m. Leave game and go to Sonic. Argue about how much everyone owes. Brother mentions gas money. More arguing ensues. Arguing extends to Playstation tournament.
1:00 a.m. Arrive at sleeping destination. Go to sleep.
7:30 a.m. Wake up. Debate begins on whether to shower or not.
8:00 a.m. Unshowered men pile into minivan and begin debate of virtues of Shawshank Redemption, Braveheart, Saving Private Ryan, and Schindler's List.
12:01 p.m. Arrive at home and showers for all.

That sums it up. And my wife thinks we are all so shallow.

5 Comments:

Blogger Kim said...

That's it? That's all you guys talk about? Well, how boring is that? No wonder men don't pay attention when you talk to them, they are so used to boring conversations. I wouldn't bother listening half the time either.

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