Tuesday, June 28, 2005

A List of Things That Go Bump in the Night

Dedicated to the little ones I love, I present this list of foot killers.

1. Hair Berets
2. Hair Clippies
3. Doll Combs
4. Brass Tacks
5. Hot Wheels (going back a while)
6. Green Plastic Soldiers
7. My Little Ponies
8. Candyland Pieces
9. Jacks
10. Stray Lincoln Logs
11. Stray Legos
12. Bobbie Pins
13. Pins from Store Bought Dress Shirts
14. Dice

I imagine you, too, can name a few that you've encountered at 5:00 A.M. when your facilities were sufficiently dulled.


Blogger Better Safe Than Sorry said...

barbie's shoes, those high heels are killers!

1:06 PM  
Blogger Indigo said...

Random parts to the My Little Pony houses/castles/crap.

2:24 PM  
Blogger Lucy Stern said...

Puppy sleeping on the floor in the bathroom.

3:09 PM  
Blogger Le laquet said...

OUCH! Electric hairdryer / straighteners plug &/or Meccano/Lego .... ufck!!

3:46 PM  
Blogger Better Safe Than Sorry said...

hey k jones, i've tagged you at my place, if you're into doing memes.

7:07 PM  
Anonymous john cowart said...

Satan personally invented Legos!!!

If you think stepping on one is bad, just wait till you try to get one out of the plumbing.

3:02 AM  
Blogger PractiGal said...

Amen brother Jones.

Mega blocks, little squeaky things, miniature books....

7:38 AM  
Anonymous grandpa jones said...

a couple of more to add to the list. catching the toes on the side of the door jam, as one of the grandkids cry out in the middle of the night. Going through the mine field of toys that wasn't picked up, and Jurassic park would have been a picnic compared to dodging fire engines, animals (toys) cars, and little lego pieces on your way to the kitchen to get a drink of water for the little ones......

9:09 AM  
Blogger Mimi said...

My Boys have metal type airplanes sorta like Hotwheel size. Those are a killer on the feet. I also thing Lego's top the list.

7:06 PM  
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