A List of Things That Go Bump in the Night
Dedicated to the little ones I love, I present this list of foot killers.
1. Hair Berets
2. Hair Clippies
3. Doll Combs
4. Brass Tacks
5. Hot Wheels (going back a while)
6. Green Plastic Soldiers
7. My Little Ponies
8. Candyland Pieces
9. Jacks
10. Stray Lincoln Logs
11. Stray Legos
12. Bobbie Pins
13. Pins from Store Bought Dress Shirts
14. Dice
I imagine you, too, can name a few that you've encountered at 5:00 A.M. when your facilities were sufficiently dulled.
1. Hair Berets
2. Hair Clippies
3. Doll Combs
4. Brass Tacks
5. Hot Wheels (going back a while)
6. Green Plastic Soldiers
7. My Little Ponies
8. Candyland Pieces
9. Jacks
10. Stray Lincoln Logs
11. Stray Legos
12. Bobbie Pins
13. Pins from Store Bought Dress Shirts
14. Dice
I imagine you, too, can name a few that you've encountered at 5:00 A.M. when your facilities were sufficiently dulled.
posted by Cool Dad at Tuesday, June 28, 2005
5 Comments:
Random parts to the My Little Pony houses/castles/crap.
Puppy sleeping on the floor in the bathroom.
OUCH! Electric hairdryer / straighteners plug &/or Meccano/Lego .... ufck!!
Satan personally invented Legos!!!
If you think stepping on one is bad, just wait till you try to get one out of the plumbing.
a couple of more to add to the list. catching the toes on the side of the door jam, as one of the grandkids cry out in the middle of the night. Going through the mine field of toys that wasn't picked up, and Jurassic park would have been a picnic compared to dodging fire engines, animals (toys) cars, and little lego pieces on your way to the kitchen to get a drink of water for the little ones......
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