A List of Total Nonsense
Observations from my days at home as a Stay-At-Home-Dad...
1. Stinkbugs are always male.
2. PBS plays the Berenstain Bears approximately 25 times per day.
3. Rarely does the water faucet actually turn off in my house.
4. It is rarely good for a dad to hold an infant above him in the air.
5. Somebody else's slobber in your mouth is not a good thing.
6. Baby poop stinks pretty bad despite what mothers claim.
7. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches eventually harden to epic proportions if not consumed.
8. Our family now goes through a gallon of milk every other day on average.
9. The word, "Daddy" is now heard in the house approximately 1056 times per day.
10. The chances of a "nooner" are now nonexistent completely.
11. The chances of a "nooner" now that I have made this list are dwindling even further.
12. I am strangly attracted to George Shrink's mom.
13. Pink goes with everything to a three-year-old.
14. Getting a shower is a privilege and not a right.
15. It is harder and harder to blog with two kids hanging on you constantly.
Thanks for your consideration in reading this blog entry. You are the first grown-ups I have talked to today.
1. Stinkbugs are always male.
2. PBS plays the Berenstain Bears approximately 25 times per day.
3. Rarely does the water faucet actually turn off in my house.
4. It is rarely good for a dad to hold an infant above him in the air.
5. Somebody else's slobber in your mouth is not a good thing.
6. Baby poop stinks pretty bad despite what mothers claim.
7. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches eventually harden to epic proportions if not consumed.
8. Our family now goes through a gallon of milk every other day on average.
9. The word, "Daddy" is now heard in the house approximately 1056 times per day.
10. The chances of a "nooner" are now nonexistent completely.
11. The chances of a "nooner" now that I have made this list are dwindling even further.
12. I am strangly attracted to George Shrink's mom.
13. Pink goes with everything to a three-year-old.
14. Getting a shower is a privilege and not a right.
15. It is harder and harder to blog with two kids hanging on you constantly.
Thanks for your consideration in reading this blog entry. You are the first grown-ups I have talked to today.
posted by Cool Dad at Wednesday, September 28, 2005
5 Comments:
Welcome to the world of Stay-at-Home Parent!
More to come K. Good luck.
Oh, sounds like a nightmare, oops I meant lots of fun!! Try to keep your spirits up Tom!
I tried to talk to you yesterday, but of course, blogger was down for upgrades or something like that.
Pink certainly does go with everything!!!! Go Touchdown!!!!
Oh did you bring back memories. Now my kids are teens and hardly talk to me. (unless I'm on the phone)
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