Friday, June 10, 2005

A Note on Miss Manners

Overheard at my store today, while helping two emergency room techs and their wives.

"We had a weird one this week. A guy came in with a spoon stuck in his eye."

Disbelief from all who were listening.

"Yeah, we asked him how it got there and he said he had a seizure and he stuck it in his eye."

Disbelief continues but heads begin to nod in understanding.

"So we asked him if he was taking any medications or if anything like this had ever happened before. He said, 'Yeah, just last year the same thing happened, I stuck a spoon in my eye.'"

I interjected out of sheer disbelief, "You mean he lodged a spoon in his eye not just once but twice?"

"Yeah, we sent him up to psych."

And to think, these people are driving the same roads as all of us. Scoop that ice cream carefully!!!

21 Comments:

Anonymous Paul said...

ROTFLMFAO.. you sure he didn't stick the spoon in his eye in a desperate effort to distract himself from the pain of his radio knob getting stuck on a station that only played teeny bop music? I would.. if made to listen to that crap.. :) Here via micheles..
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P.

9:50 PM  
Blogger Twist of Kate said...

Yikes, that is kinda scary...but funny! Hi there from Michele's

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Anonymous MissMeliss said...

Returning your comment, actually (which was facilitated by Michele).

Just thinking that it's a good thing spoon-in-the-eye guy didn't have a spork.

(Am adding you to my blogroll, after skimming your front page. Hope you don't mind.)

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Blogger -xtessa- said...

that's funny! but kinda sad at the same time...;)

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Anonymous Janet said...

I've FELT like sticking things in my eyes when I've seen something particularly horrible (Tom & Katie, plumbers butt, dried food on a mustache), but ... LOL! BTW, you have quite an interesting blog! And if I sang a song (which would hurt your eardrums), I'd be singing Counting Crows, "Mr. Jones"!

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Blogger Kristen said...

hahah that is one of the funniest things ive heard in a while...and ya there are so many psychos but dont you feel priveledged to meet some of em? hehe by the way im here via micheles

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Blogger Steph said...

This reminds me of Steve Martin in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels!!

Michele sent me...

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