Thursday, May 25, 2006

A List of Oil and Water

I present here a list of things that just don't go together no matter how you slice it.

1. Starbursts and Diet Pepsi
2. NBA Playoffs and Nickelodeon
3. Barbie boots and Daddy's bare feet
4. 9th Grade Award Ceremonies and Fun
5. Canasta Nights and Going to Bed at 10:00
6. Stores in our town and XXXL shirts
7. Asparagus and Teenagers
8. Silence and Touchdown
9. Self-Esteem and Faulty Scales
10. Blogging and Productivity


Blogger Better Safe Than Sorry said...

as much as i love diet pepsi, i don't think it actually "goes" with anything, unless you drink it really, really cold. try those starbursts again, but with lots and lots of ice for the diet pepsi.

12:32 PM  
Anonymous The Wizard of Wilkeworld said...

Just to add a couple more.
A. Diet and Potato chips
B. Candy and Dentists
C. Dating and "hang out"
D. Exercise Bike and Vanilla Ice Cream.
E. Grandpa's and Discipline

3:52 PM  
Blogger Indigo said...

You might have to explain yourself with #9. Blogging is productive, it gives other people something to read when they are procrastinating doing something else ... like packing up the house for moving ... not that I should be packing boxes or anything.

8:03 PM  
Blogger Le laquet said...

I'm with Indigo, but I think you should be explaining #3, tell me you didn't try them on!?!

9:25 PM  
Blogger mar said...

I am a diet coke person...and will start playing canasta with a morning group! happy friday, Michele sent me.

7:22 AM  
Anonymous colleen said...

You are on a roll! Once in a while blogging can be productive. We know the difference when we are wasting time or not. We just don't always listen.

7:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

raising teenagers and serenity!

9:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh and your Pop has a good list also.

9:26 AM  
Blogger Marie said...

Ain't it the truth... I HAVE noticed that my house hasn't gotten any cleaner while I've been sitting here cruising blogs. Hmmmmm....

1:25 PM  
Blogger Ms. Momma said...

Hey! You forgot toothpaste and orange juice. Ever take a gulp after brushing your teeth? *shudder*

7:44 AM  
Blogger Dave said...

Any form of mint sweet such as Polos and a beer!

3:45 AM  
Blogger Anita said...

#10 is a major issue for me.

6:01 PM  

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