Sunday, December 11, 2005

A Note on the Three Kings

Well, not three kings, but one really. Me. The legend goes that three kings (or Magi) travelled from afar bearing gifts. Well, as the holiday season arrives, I thought it might be a little fun for me to show up here bearing gifts. So here it is folks, the cybergifts you have all been waiting for.

First and foremost, to the citizens of WilkeWorld who have been here through good and mostly bad, I offer up this present. The long-awaited photo of the King in the Manatee T-Shirt (see above).

You'll all notice that I cut off the picture right at my attractive midrift. I do have some common sense.

Now on to the other gifts.

To Indigo, I offer up this little gift.
To Janie, I'd like to offer up this little treat. I hope you will enjoy.
To the Wizard, I'd really like to offer this tiny morsel. Good luck with the bet. I'll be over later for the weigh-in.
To Anita who is contemplating retirement, I thought this might be appropriate.
To Wendopolis, I thought something like this might make your day. You have to read awhile to get the gist of the article, but Wendopolis will understand.
To the Evil Genius, aka The Bro-in-Law, I present this. Just thinking of you, Bro.
To dear Lucy Stern, I thought perhaps this would remind you of Pagosa.
To Jo, perhaps this will be the thing that'll change your mind. Then again, maybe not...?
To John Cowart, I think he will be needing this for his next little party, since he is the funkiest blogger around. Congrats, John.
To Marie, I thought you might be wanting this.
To DaybyDay, I offer this little gem. I thought you might find it interesting and fun.
To Jensen, Faye, Shaleen, Ribbiticus, Cybervassals, Travis, Ivoryfrog, MissMeliss, Colleen, Mimi, Kmsqrd, Michele, and all of the rest of you, I wish you the best holiday greetings I can. And a special thanks and a shout out goes to Silver and his whole family. Along with Travis, who has fallen off the edge of the earth, they have been there since the beginning and I appreciate it. To all of you I offer this.

Oh and to the wife, I offer up this. Luv ya hon.

Happy Holidays to you all.

The King


Blogger craziequeen said...

Nice pressies, K.

Here from Michele's...


9:28 AM  
Blogger Juggling Mother said...

Ahhh, what a nice (and cheap!) idea.

Teh Blogfather did the same earlier in the month, but he only ofered pressies to girlies;-)

Michele sent me

9:40 AM  
Blogger kenju said...

What a nice idea! Thanks for the visit; I do hope that the "shocked" you feel when you come to my blog is a "Good shocked" and not a bad one!

9:44 AM  
Blogger Better Safe Than Sorry said...

thank you king, guess i should go and get busy with my fudge now.

10:04 AM  
Blogger Marie said...

Love my gift! Thank you, your highness!! You are so thoughtful! You look mahhhhvelous, King!

12:40 PM  
Blogger Anita said...

I LOVE my present . . .thank you, oh king of Wilkeworld. And I love your pic too. Two bits of holiday cheer in one post. I'm overwhelmed.

2:01 PM  
Blogger Wendopolis said...

Hee, hee! Thanks!

4:36 PM  
Blogger The Wife said...

It is what I have always wanted!!!!!!!!!

5:42 PM  
Blogger Marie said...

PS -- HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! King of WilkeWorld!

7:17 PM  
Blogger Indigo said...

Hahahahaha Carol Burnette. LOL! Okay, so had I *not* have typo'd last week, I'd like to know what my gift would have been?

Look at how cute and cuddley you are. (sorry, could not resist) You look extremely worldly with the globe in the background. I'm trying to imagine a bat flying into your head ... and you running around in a "Tommy Boy" moment a-la the attack of the killer bees when they were pulled over by the cops.

7:11 AM  
Blogger Indigo said...

and I must know .... what did Jo get thong underwear??????? (not that I wanted the thong underwear)

7:12 AM  
Blogger K Jones said...

Fine, Indy, you can have the thong undies. Actually, Jo has a recent post that addresses the whole thong controversy and she claims she is against them in general. I just wanted to give her something to study and think about. Now, what would I have got you if you weren't such a bad typist? Let me think...I'll get back to you.

7:24 AM  
Blogger Silver Boh said...

K, I may have been here since the beginning, but I haven't commented a whole lot. good presents, I'll have to delve into them further once finals are over.

11:24 AM  
Blogger Silver Boh said...

I forgot to add, thanks for the best gift, the pic... :0)

11:25 AM  
Blogger John Cowart said...

What a great gift. This is very thoughtful of you. I'll wear my tee shirt to the awards banquit. Thank you.

1:07 PM  
Blogger Star said...

I like the way you Christmas shop. I hope it catches on.

5:49 PM  
Blogger Lucy Stern said...

K - Thanks for the snow globe. I've got just the spot for it...

7:29 PM  
Anonymous colleen said...

Synchronicity! My husband and I were just flipping channels and Tom Jones was giving a concert on PBS. My husband was teasing me that I used to have a crush on him. So not! But thanks for the thoughtful gift. That was fun!!

8:02 PM  
Blogger Le laquet said...

LMAO! Trust me your majesty, that won't help!!!

10:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I haven't fallen off the face of the earth. I am just on a simple hiatus.

Have I really been around since the beginning? Maybe sometime after the first month, but not the beginning.

And in appreciation for the gift, I give you this.

4:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I must have missed this post. For some reason I decided to looked backwards at a few post. I will look into this 100th day book.


5:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think I might do something like this. It might be fun. What to get Wilke????

5:35 PM  
Blogger sofia's choices said...

Hey, thanks for the shout, but Tom Jones is my Mom's man... Merry Christmas to you and all!
silvers mom.

6:53 AM  

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