Monday, August 01, 2005

A Quick Note from the Palace

All seems to be running smoothly. People are in the garden having tea, conspirators are huddling in their masses plotting, and the wizard is busy trying to figure out how to use the spell check on Microsoft Word. Yes, all seems to be pleasant.

One further appointment. Lucy Stern, you have been appointed Minister of Emergency Preparedness and, by the looks of things here, you'd better get your canned meats out and heat up the Hibachi.

6 Comments:

Blogger kmsqrd said...

Ms. Stern, please give me the list of minor things needed to stock the Whip's office.

6:17 PM  
Blogger Better Safe Than Sorry said...

actually, if the wizard is able to figure out how to use the spell check on microsoft word, maybe he could drop in to see me in the garden?

7:53 PM  
Anonymous Wizard of WilkeWorld said...

Oh, King, Oh King, I am your only hope, and to saddle me down to a computer, I was so use to the words appearing in the kettle of broth, do not make light of my plight, I may not divulge all that I know about the evil half wit and the queen. It seems that they have spent a great deal of time together. Sibling rivelry will play a big part as to what they do. I am still trying to get "better safe than sorry" to sit in the chair. I would like to join her in the garden, I need carrots, onions, and peas for the kettle.

9:47 PM  
Blogger Lucy Stern said...

kmsgrd,
You will need bandaids for use after duels and skirmishes. Candles and a way to light them, a three day supply of food for any emergency. Don't forget the Kings favorite snack. See if you can find a dutch oven for the wizard and some alphabet noodles.
Canned meats and a Habachi, are we sure that has been invented yet? I'll do my best. How about some deer meat over the barbie?

10:08 PM  
Anonymous The Wizard of WilkeWorld said...

Oh Director of Emergency Preparedness, what a wonderful suggestion, a dutch oven and alphabet soup. It is much better than a dell computer. Your knowledge of such things makes me think that the Kingdom is in safe hands. Then the King, writes a poem, and I get really nervous as to his mental state and I start to worry all over again.

3:58 AM  
Blogger Better Safe Than Sorry said...

wizard, all you had to do was ask me to sit in my chair, i'm usually so busy with the garden, i normally don't have time to just sit and relax. everything you need has been harvested, please feel free to drop by.

4:22 PM  

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