A Note on Nesting

"I can't have the baby today. My house is a mess."

Yes, that's right. My wife can barely walk but she is dragging out the vacuum so that her precious house will be clean when the baby arrives. Before I get accused of not supporting her in her obsessive nesting, let it be known that she decides to embark on this Spring Cleaning binge after I have left to go work.

When I arrive home from work, the house is spotless and my wife has waddled her way to a Bed, Bath, and Beyond to buy curtain rods that match the new duvet she just purchased on Ebay. Yikes!

Please let this kid arrive before the Mrs. really does some damage. I can't have my nine-month pregnant wife wielding power tools and placing doilies.