Wednesday, August 09, 2006

A List of Me and the Wizard

Okay, here's the deal. The following is a list of true facts. Four of them are about the King, four of them are about the Wizard, and two of them are about us both. You be the judge.

1. I attended my wedding reception in tennis shoes.
2. I was twice considered the best basketball player in my religion.
3. I once spoke to a terrorist on the phone.
4. I once tried my hand at farming before realizing "I am not a farmer".
5. A group of scared pigs once broke my nose.
6. I broke my right wrist three separate times.
7. I once appeared on Japanese television.
8. I married way out of my league.
9. I once worked on the Yucca Mountain Nuclear Waste Dump.
10. I once punched a man on my Mormon mission.

10 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:16 AM

    I will wait until, others have had a time to answer, however, I am having trouble thinking of the two we both have shared........

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  2. Number 8 has to be true of you both; don't believe me, just ask your wives.

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  3. The Japanese TV Show intrigues me !

    Interesting list :)
    Michele sent me.

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  4. Well, one thing I know for sure, #8 fits you both.

    Which one of you poked a man on your mission?

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  5. #8 and #2 for both of you?

    Wow... these are tough!

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  6. I think ...
    1 - you
    2 - the Wizard
    3 - you
    4 - both
    5 - the wizard
    6 - you
    7 - you
    8 - both
    9 - the wizard
    10 - the wizard

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  7. I would like some clarification on the "best basketball player in my religion" fact. You weren't even considered the best basketball player in your own family, let alone your own religion. This is assuming this fact is about the King. The wizard has no athleticism whatsoever. If you could just clarify if you spent a summer or two as a seventh day scientologist that would help a lot.

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  8. Anonymous5:31 AM

    They are all about both of you because you are the same person. The Wizard is just a front man for the heckler on your site. ;)

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